Everything here is just like a simile, and almost completely alliterative.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Clayface or Babyface?



















   VS. 






























Justice League Villain                                             Toddler
evil, maniacal laugh
evil, maniacal laugh
shows clear signs of mental derangement
shows clear signs of mental derangement
finds your pain amusing
finds your pain amusing
bent on destruction of everything in universe
bent on destruction of everything precious to you
shoots death rays from eyes
emits nerve-crippling gas from sphincter
property laws unclear/irrelevant
property laws unclear/irrelevant
created by deluded evil scientist in misguided quest to control universe
created by deluded individuals in misguided quest for love
meets untimely end by explosion
meets untimely end by becoming three
eats human flesh
eats only purple skittles and thumbtacks
can occasionally be contained by combined powers of Justice League
cannot be contained by any force known to humankind













1 comment:

  1. I am laughing out loud, really! Only a toddler's parent with such a clever mind could possibly put these together! Rah!

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